2six - Sorry for partying

pbr transition

2008-05-29T19:46:00.000-07:00

that company may be off the back as far as their choices in web vids, but fuck me the PBR bike is sick.

training

2008-05-19T21:24:00.001-07:00

Here is a sneak peak at the 2six training facility known as "the shed"

Kyle Strait Can Drink

2008-05-11T14:11:00.000-07:00

Well folks, Strait truned 21 last month and had his first beer ever. We here at 2-six dont like to promote underage drinking so we felt strongly about making sure the clocked ticked 12 before kyle tasted the sweet nectar that fuels our fires. Well shit got wierd quick as you will see.
Flamin hot cheetos for a flamin homo

People came from far and wide to see Strait down the cheetos world record

Zink definitely got into the cheetos, while Jsage thinks "you call that a gut pussy"

After the Cheetos Zink went Pro

Louie anderson came out to say what up to KS

Rennie may have beaten me in Slalom but he was my bitch on this occasion

We went to Cassidy's, AKA the Hoe Gaarden

Cam got tired from so much fun

Cam went decide the cod wet bar was close enough to a waterbed

Cameron was escorted out and Stu here quotes rodney king "why cant we all just get drunk and pass out on bars"

In defending Cameron Kyle was quickly put in a choke hold and this angered the bear

Poor House

Big Boy Jail

2008-05-10T00:39:00.000-07:00

After hidden valley was plowed the morale of the local shredders and diggers was at an all time low, except for one kid. his name is John and he is just your average run of the mill kid who is down to throw dirt and have good sessions. After hidden was plowed John was hellbent on building a new spot, in which he did. It is a bad ass spot, all built mainly by John picking away at the hillside solo. John only told me and one other person and swore me to secrecy on the location of his new trails. Well, yesterday I ventured down there after a bit of a hiatus due to a broken wrist, when we were greeted by Cops. Five to be exact, all threatening us with "big boy jail" if we didnt stop doing whatever it was we were doing. They had no clue what the jumps were and after we explained our situation the cop told me "well go to the bikepark or something." When i asked him for directions to the alleged bike park he proceeded to look at me like I was fucking his daughter. He then told me if I want to go to big boy jail(the 14th or 15th time he had said this) he would give me a ride. I said no sir I dont need a ride I brought my scooter, hopped on Straits honda elite 80, proceeded to say thank you for ruining my day, and blazed off at the pace of a slow crawl. So in the words of NWA, Fuck the Police. Awesome.

Snake Oil Salesman (Saleswoman)

2008-05-02T13:43:00.000-07:00

I am sick an tired of this Barrack "your momma" Obama horseshit. In the words of the great Peter Griffin "Ya know what really grinds my gears." Well this is it 2-six readers this is what really grinds my gears. Snake oil salesman who think they can change the USA (the greatest country in the world) by simply talking and appealing to young people who simply listen to the media and and believe everything they hear. Barrack Hussein Obama is some glimpse of hope for every person who wants change. Yet mister Obama can not give a clear path to what needs to be changed and how to change it. Basically, what do we need to change? Yes America does have problems, but most of America's problems are a fraction of a percentage point on the scale of the worlds problems. Liberals in this country need to wake up and understand some things. "Liberal at 25 shame on you, Liberal at 35 shame on me." When these snake oil customers wake up and grow up they will understand.

Besides Obama himself, his spiritual advisor is a complete fucking nutcase. I do not even have to explain this one.

A real patriot

2008-04-26T06:36:00.000-07:00

A year ago one of my work mates, John Esgeb, decided he wanted to make a difference. At the age of 24 he joined the marines. John tested high and was offered some cake jobs. My boy said no thanks and chose infantry. Wendsday John stopped by my shop to say hi. He just finished infantry training and is shipping out to Afganistan in May. He and I both share the same views on a few things. One of which is our passionate dislike of liberals. Knowing this he asked me for a favor. I quote him; "If you hear any liberal fucks talking shit about the troops or the war, get my back and put some cuban hurt on them." To this I responded; "Gladly son!" Good luck out there Johnny, kick some ass and make us proud. Liberals, watch your mouths around any cubans cause one of them might just be me!

cackle factor.......WEAK!

2008-04-24T20:59:00.000-07:00

I too sat through the eye torture known as kranked 7. Beer makes fat chicks look good. Too bad there were no fat chicks on bikes in the cackle factor.

Kranked 7

2008-04-23T17:16:00.001-07:00

Steve McQueen says "Kranked 7- Cackle factor?! How bout Double the suck factor?!"
If Steve Mcqueen said it, it must be true.

6 expert main

2008-04-04T18:05:00.000-07:00

Dwight Tardy was the dirtiest racer of all time, come out of the gate and go straight across tomahawking kids at every national. At 2:36 goes to some national where I made the main in 6 expert, yeah 6 expert. Slipped a pedal out of the gate, but I ended up nAG 4 that year, huh strait.

my name is earl

2008-04-03T20:34:00.000-07:00

is the funniest damn tv show on, you should watch it.
Oh and thank Gawd for typecasting cause white trash looks so good on Jamie Presly

tow ins

2008-03-30T22:50:00.000-07:00

Are whack in any sport but big wave surfing, if you cant do it under your own power get something with a motor and do it. Two-ats in surfing are a plague and towing in to jumps on bikes is like trying to intercourse a belly button, short lived and boring. I dont really care how big you go if you get towed at something, cause you being brought in by a motor so why not get a motor.

second hand stoke

2008-03-29T02:09:00.000-07:00

my first experience with second hand stoke was waching Grant Breshearcliffdrop and mike "not the motocrosser" metzgers part in the new deal. On the very first 2six road trip we drank a lot consumed a lot of top ramen and drilled the big airs of these total rockstars into our brains daily in order to be able to huck whatever clff was in fornt of us that day. Now i just watched a video with mike "go big cause its windy so fuck it anyways im gnarly" metzger and I was actually kind of glad he planted his oversized skull deep into the dirt. To begin with, because its windy doesn't make it sicker if you land it dude, it makes you look like more of a fucking idiot for riding off of it. We all know you are the sickest, we all know drop in was probably there so you gotta go big, but fuck dude, risking your self by hitting sht in the wind doesnt make you cool. Transition bikes put out a tesaer of this drop and the guy didnt even land it so fuck transition bikes for being off the back. Im gonna roll a dummy off a cliff tomorrow and put out a teaser, the dummy probably has more brain then these idiots. As i type this I'm getting more and more fired up. Someone is probably gonna try and fight me next race or something but whatever this industry needs to wake the fuck up and quit being such tools, if you dont land it, its not cool.
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BUNDY SAYS: MAGS FOR LIFE

2008-03-20T11:46:00.000-07:00

MEN AGAINST GIRL SPORTS

rip

2008-03-04T11:55:00.000-08:00

Hidden valley is gone as of yesterday, they made it into an access road for cops to drive up and down looking for bums. They tore out all the trees in order to get the machinery in, so much for the environment huh. The final word from the city was some kid broke his arm on the kids jumps on the other side of the park and his parents sued the city. If you know of anywhere to dig let me know,ive got some free time now.

Good Gawd Yes

2008-02-05T00:25:00.000-08:00

Suck on this Libs.

and this...

That's right, you can't do this in France.

Learn it, know it, live it.

2008-02-04T21:27:00.001-08:00

Below is an explanation of the most important phrase one can know.

1. sorry for partying

the act of apologizing for having an awesome time. in no situation does this saying not apply. you kill your neighbors dog? sorry for partying. you steal your friends credit card at the bar and run up a huge tab? sorry for partying. you bang your friends mom with an empty beer bottle? sorry for partying. piss your pants in the bar? sorry for partying. can't get a boner because your to drunk? sorry for partying.

Liam: What the hell, you just threw all my food at that house!?
Chris: Sorry for partying. I thought this was college.
Liam: You're right Chris, continue. My bad.

Man: You just smashed all my pumpkins, I'm gonna kick your ass!!!
John: Sorry for partying.
Man (walks away calmly)

craziest video i have ever watched

2008-01-24T20:45:00.000-08:00

Hey Howard

2008-01-23T23:31:00.000-08:00

Is this the kinda thing your trying to shed.

What a role model.

Dear Tsage

2008-01-23T10:35:00.000-08:00

I don't know if you got the memo, but we are going in a different direction for the next 2six video.
I am sick of the party here and party there attitude associated with 2six. "Oh my gosh, 2six is here, what kind of crazy stuff are you going to do this time." "You 2six'ers are no good back talking mountain bikers." The new direction is to shed that image and become part of a great industry, and become a role model, not a party starter.

immigrants

2008-01-22T17:59:00.000-08:00

Being an American of cuban descent I have "issues" with some immigrants. I can't understand how people come to this country and refuse to learn the language. What the fuck? I hear these people daily and have to resist the urge to kick them in the ass with everything I've got. 45 years ago my parents learned english, why can't todays immigrants? Maybe I should start kicking one a day to get my point across. It might not work, but it sure would make my morning stop at 7-11 quite interesting.

Go fast

2008-01-21T22:30:00.000-08:00

What ever happened to going as fast as you can at stuff, Stricker style. All this tech bmx shit linking bunnyhop spinning and grinding is really boring. It seems like there is no one around that goes faster then 10 mph. Put your brakes back on, go fast, pull back. And more people need to wear helmets cause helmet punts are way better then bike launches. Maybe just have someone handy with a helmet or something to punt. I get off when someone just lets rip a big ol' field goal.

dear howie

2008-01-21T11:11:00.000-08:00

I dont get that joke.

HAMMER DAWG TEASER

2008-01-18T12:13:00.000-08:00

Here is the long awaited teaser for the next installment in the 2-SIX masterpiece series. We give you HAMMER DAWG! Enjoy!

this might be the funniest video ever

2008-01-18T10:09:00.001-08:00

America

2008-01-18T01:23:00.001-08:00

I'm sitting here with Charlie Daniels blasting in my headphones, and it feels good. A sense of pride has overwhelmed my body, and im glad that i lie in the greatest country in the world. So if you live somewhere else it sucks to be you. Goodnight.

Finally America has a worthy mid-pack result

2008-01-16T17:56:00.000-08:00

Click the title to see the suicide rates of the world. We're mid-pack and damn it America we need to drag the brakes on this result.

Dennis Anderson for president

2008-01-13T20:42:00.000-08:00

Last night we went to monster trucks, it was rad as expected. After the rally all hopped up on digger fumes Hart and I decided to sneak into the pits and try to steal pieces of monster trucks. Security around there was tight, all i did to get us by them was say "well are we supposed to hop the fence and then drive through, our car is in there". Boom we are i, chasing down dennis Anderson, he is nowhere to be seen. We are walking away when the angry mouth of Digger almost runs us over. Got my picture taken with it then we got kicked out. It was sick

gravedigger is my dad

2008-01-12T17:29:00.000-08:00

monster trucks tonight, be there or be square

i feel violated

2008-01-08T23:54:00.000-08:00

This is the most ridiculous thing i have ever seen. I couldnt take my eyes off the screen.
Biker Fox Movie Trailer Bicycle Race

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cheap dh rig

2008-01-05T18:55:00.001-08:00

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/bik/529363091.html

cheap dh rig

2008-01-05T18:55:00.000-08:00

SAVE HIDDEN VALLEY

2007-12-19T23:37:00.003-08:00

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/savehiddenvalley/
Save our trails or I might have to build a pumptrack or something

pumptracks

2007-12-19T14:39:00.001-08:00

I guess they are cool if you dont have enough space to build trails, but in a situation where an area is big enough to build mean and steep lines why wouldn't you? I just wanted to let you know I am starting a campaign, "pumptracks are whack, bide trails '08". Dont worry M.A.G.S. (men against girls sports)is still going strong trying to stop all forms of boredom which come from watching chicks perform manly things. Volleyball is cool though.

new line new hat

2007-12-08T15:48:00.001-08:00

The new line is gonna be wicked

Gawd Bless It

This jump is really big

RIP EVEL

2007-12-05T17:25:00.000-08:00

Here are some Evel quotes to remember him by.
"I guess I thought I was Elvis Presley but I'll tell ya something. All Elvis did was stand on a stage and play a guitar. He never fell off on that pavement at no 80 mph."
"I've been in a treatment center for drinkin'. I stayed for two days, then escaped."
" The other thing I wanted but never got to do had something to do with Liz Taylor but she's getting a little old and a little fat."
" I am what I am and I do what i do because I am Evel Knievl and I don't question that"

Goldman bring your A game

2007-11-26T19:17:00.000-08:00

Goldman called Strait this morning at 7:20 to ask if he should bring a bike to ride slalom on. I usually leave Goldbond alone due to the fact that he could pop my skull, but calling and asking such a moronic question deserves some heckling. YES Goldman you will need to bring your bike because you are my first victim, you have been called out. You're pasty white skin will be the first that I roost. You're gonna be sniffin my farts all the way down course cause I'm going to Taco Bell before the race, ordering the meatiest potato filled thing they've got and I'm not gonna eat any tums. After you are shamed i will you will be sent back to the Jungle book movie you came from.

true champions never fall

2007-11-24T21:07:00.001-08:00

David Bailey All-Star Extravaganza

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This ones for you stephen, I cant wait to stand on the top of the roll in with you agian.

more slalom

2007-11-24T16:25:00.001-08:00

Some more to tease you, these are the bottom berms of the slalom. On wednesday we are going out there to finish up the jumps and we are gonna build some funky rythms so skill will be needed.

Bar dragging goodness

2007-11-20T20:06:00.000-08:00

The Totally Official Callout World Championships of Dual Slalom will be happening at supersessions next week. While the sick shredders are gonna be in the Hanger playing grabass in the foam and "look what I can do" on some plywood, the rest of us are gonna be getting dirty from laying it over and roosting eachother. If you're going to Supersessions and feel no need to ride slalom prepare for the heckling of your life, bring your knobbies girls. If you want to ride foam you shoulda went to gymnastics camp at woodward over the summer cause as RATT once said "LAY IT DOWWWNNNNNN"

Griz went for the Airwalk

2007-11-19T16:44:00.000-08:00

After asking Griz if he was gonna be a pussy his whole at least 60 70 times he finally went for the airwalk. He clapped his dome off the resi box but his pride was left in tact. Nice work Grizzle, you hucker.

Feed Ryder's little girl

2007-11-19T10:53:00.001-08:00

Ryder Kasprik had a baby girl, this means he is gonna need some sponsors to pay for diapers and formula. If you dont want a child to go hungry and you run a frame company, contact us or Ryder. Ryder likes to do tailwhips off really high stuff and candlelight dinners. He also has the capacity to win any major slopsetyle contest next year, but he doesnt have a bike. He lives in a trailer too.

Sven Martin, born waterhead

2007-11-09T15:40:00.001-08:00

Top row second from the left, Sven Martin. I was looking at his facebook and I saw this picture, I thought to myself "how cute", then i realized that his name was written on his shirt. Thats a bit odd I think, but then it hits me. To this day anything that comes from Sven's mouth is uncomprehensible, the combination of screaming cursing, and Zulu hand jiving never lets anyone understand anything coming from his lips. I can see his teacher now, "whats your name matey"(they are south african) sven says "sevefuckmanmatinitman", and from that day forth he had to put his name on his shirt and a happy face below it so the teacher didnt have to look at his ugly mug. the end.

Obama sucks

2007-11-08T11:33:00.000-08:00

click the title for the explanation

One last one

2007-11-03T14:19:00.000-07:00

because i am so sick

your welcome

2007-11-02T11:12:00.000-07:00

Good News

2007-11-01T11:45:00.000-07:00

To All ~

Thank you for keeping Stephen in your prayers! Enjoy our most recent news from Stephen's Mom. ~

I would just like to share my happiness with you that after 130 days Stephen is vent free,oxygen free and trach free!
Last night they took out his trach and so now all we have to wait for his the wound in his throat to heal.

The relief of him not being dependant upon the ventilator is unimaginable.Its better than winning the lottery! The next step............movement.
If I say so myself I have a remarkable son who will defy all odds and amaze us all!

MTBing sucks too

2007-10-31T20:58:00.000-07:00

But Git Sum doesn't, for halloween im giving you a treat. You should go out and buy Git Sum since im such a nice guy.

BMX sucks

2007-10-31T18:19:00.000-07:00

For those who have seen the trailer to Stoked on being Pumped by Mutiny, Just know that the title was used two years ago in a Burton Snowboard movie that killed it: Pumped 2b Stoked click the BMX sucks title to see real radness

Viva Gates

2007-10-30T13:14:00.000-07:00

A little birdie told me that there is gonna be a two lane gated course at woodward for supersessions. That same bird told me that some really good looking dudes who like drinking beer and Hank Jr are building it. Sorry skatepark but we wont be seeing you this year. Long Live Slalom!

Trails

2007-10-29T18:24:00.000-07:00

If you ride em, you better help build em. Griz agrees.

Giga Nano tron

2007-10-27T15:05:00.001-07:00

If you have never heard of this band you probably should've. They just dropped their new hit single H.I.V. negative and its a club banger. Check em out
http://www.myspace.com/gigananotronacomputervirusfromthefuture

Bocepus Tonight

2007-10-25T11:28:00.000-07:00

Tonight I am going to see Bocephus in concert, I might die. Its gonna be the raddest thing ever and I cant wait the 7 1/2 until the concert starts. Wish me luck.

Link To Stephen Murray Site

2007-10-24T12:27:00.000-07:00

Here is the link to what Sage has posted.

CLick Here Bitches

Stay Strong

2007-10-23T12:27:00.000-07:00

NBC made this edit of Stephen to give everyone a bit of info on how he's doing.
http://video.astdewtour.com/player/?id=169949

Take off eh

2007-10-19T14:46:00.001-07:00

listen to Howie eh, bob and doug love beers eh.

Red Alert Hey You Hosers!

2007-10-19T14:29:00.000-07:00

Who are the 2 Greatest Canadians? (this is not a trick question, there are actually 2)

Most Americans would say Pam Anderson and Mike Meyers (or a dead Canadian eh)
but those people are wrong.

The two most unrivaled Canadians in the history of the country who prides themselves on being America's Hat are:

Bob and Doug McKenzie of course. If you haven't seen "Strange Brew" buy and put it in your collection eh.

2007-10-17T13:38:00.000-07:00

Cam Zink under the knife today.

C-Bone (what we like to call him here at 2 six), has gone under the knife today for some work on his knee. He will be glued to the couch for a couple of weeks so wish him some luck and send C-Bone the best. If cam were a Cow what part of his bovine body would be worked on?

Answer Below.

I would be right below his HIND SHACK for you bastards who didnt study.

MOOOOO Bitches

Why we are proud

2007-10-17T10:23:00.000-07:00

Growing up a kids favorite past time is hitting up chuckee cheese to blow some quarters, win some tickets, and eat some pizza. It's a beautiful place, your parents can sit back drink some beers while you roam free trying to win some shitty prize. In general Chuckee Cheese rules for a kid and a parent. I like watching American Pride videos before i go ride everyday and in doing so found one of the earlier reasons why I love America, because Chuckee cheese does. This video was circa '91, i was 5 years old at the time and had just found out why I love my country.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=U50ZfyGGCFo

Be Like Knevil

2007-10-16T15:11:00.000-07:00

According to the Redneck human dictionary, Scott Hart, the legendary Evil Knevil was known to carry with him at all times a cane that not only acted as a tripod to keep his crippled ass on two legs, but also featured a hidden flask filled with Wild Turkey. If you wanna be like EK, go to EBAY http://cgi.ebay.com/Wooden-Cane-Walking-Stick-w-Firemans-Pick-Axe-FLASK_W0QQitemZ270176519050QQihZ017QQcategoryZ11681QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting

Furthermore, here's the Legend himself...Not Scott Hart, Knevil.

2007-10-16T12:00:00.000-07:00

All true red blooded Americans should be familiar with their cuts of meat. Here are a couple of diagrams for all of the uninformed to study.

picture credit: www.idealfoods.ca and www.edinformatics.com

Heart burn

2007-10-12T11:59:00.001-07:00

For some reason, heartburn is very common in Reno...

2007-10-10T20:38:00.000-07:00

BOCEPHUS MODE, wreckers or checkers, show up to blow up.

sponger death

2007-10-09T14:23:00.000-07:00

Boogie boarding is like the rollerblading of the ocean, you can only ride one if you're a chick in a thong or under the age of 13. Dudes get gnarly though at the wedge and it almost makes em cool but not really. The wedge got big not to long ago and we went down to watch the idiots turtle slide their way into closeouts.

The Nuge

2007-10-08T16:47:00.001-07:00

Ted Nugent is the KING, nuff said.

Bolivia butt buddies

2007-10-05T12:09:00.000-07:00

Kyle took an inflatable mattress, giant king sized sleeping bag, and beef jerkey with him on a photo shoot camping in the mountains of Bolivia. Andreu took 37 bandanas and 25 pairs of tube socks. They felt like packing the essentials i guess. Everybody pray for them.

Bocephus Mode

2007-10-04T10:29:00.000-07:00

Here at 2six it is pretty widely known that we love getting rad, so does Hank Williams Jr. If you dont know who Hank Jr. is you must be from france or a fan of Bill Maher. I recommend dropping everything your doing and listening to some Hank Jr aka Bocephus, it could change your life for the better.
Some quick Bocephus facts:
Bocephus loves whiskey, women, and bar fights.
Bocephus hates people who dress like Ryan Denehy, Coffee shops, and dudes who work at the Gap.
Bocephus has a lot of rowdy friends and when they all come over I wish I could be there.
Bocephus has his own brand of BBQ sauce, AMERICA.
Bocephus has a badass beard and sunglasses cause he fell off a cliff rock climbing and his brain was exposed to open air, tough son of a bitch.
If Bocephus saw any member of a top 40 "country" band he would drop them like a used condom.
I dare anyone to listen to a Hank Jr song and try to not go into Bocephus Mode. Try to keep the whiskey in the cabinet, its damn near impossible. I've explained why he is so sick with words but i will let him tell you about Bocephus Mode.

eat this libs

2007-10-03T20:14:00.001-07:00

Nice Haircut,

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Sean Penn is a piece of shit who barely has a pot to piss. He seeks to liberalize and "Free America" but offers no suggestions, plans or other rationalized thought to give justice and credence to his outrageous mandates and outbursts. He still believes Saddam Hussein should be the leader of Iraq.
He also has a jerk stash that creeps out mothers around the world. Go creep somewhere else buddy.

He stands with the likes of Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins and Jane Fonda atop a podium speaking to civilians, feeling gulity that they earn their money with such little effort and seek to gratify themselves by standing up for the common folk.
Guilty,
Guilty,
Guilty,
In most other cases (except in that of Hollywood), people would not be listened to or taken serious without constructing a complete, rational and educated argument. Either way Sean Penn sucks and so does aspiring Virginia Politician Ben Affleck. He also looks like Frankenstein.

John Kerry looks like a Scream Mask.

- Howie Zink

welcome

2007-10-03T19:51:00.000-07:00

We are back in action again, the Griz and I spreading the word of freedom and hate. God bless AMERICA.